Got up about 6:50. Which meant that I was kinda in a rush for the rest of the morning, cos I had to go down to the regular city client first thing.
Got a cappuccino with 2 on the way, cos it was a bit chilly. It was up to its usual rather poor standard.
I was telling everyone there that I couldn't stay long, but they kept piling on the invoices, anyway. Eventually managed to leave at about 11:15, which was about half an hour later than I planned.
And so MD is leaving, and today was his last day. So there was morning tea - but there was only four people left when I got back - and MD wasn't one of them. Had sausage rolls and cheesecake - which was literally cake with grated cheese on it. Yes....
Also got two more DVDs - 2001: A Space Odyssey and JFK.
And then it was time to go an hour or so later, so I said goodbye and that was that. He hadn't got his traditional maglite from the partners yet. And some doubted if he'd get it at all.
I also asked if the orientation bit was ready for the new person started on Monday. And apparently now she's not starting on Monday, but rather the following Monday. Ah.
Put some washing in, then went also straight to Myaree (or whatever) to pick up my computer. The shop told me it was closed, but there were people next door which had the machine. So that was good.
Went to Garbo then. Wandered around in Williams for a while, but saw nothing, so went to Myer. And after a considerable time - more time than I usually take with trying stuff, I bought some Florsheim (I think floorshine, with an M) shoes for work. Hooray. About $119, or something.
Then I got a VVL, as is my habit. Didn't have to pay nothing for it, cos I got the card, yeah?
Then I got home and made sure my computer was working, and charged my ipod and that. Then I went down to the post office cos I had a parcel to collect.
And, here we have more proof that portions of my life would make great TV.
So I get there and wait in line for a good many minutes, despite there only being three of us. And when I finally gets for the counter, she goes off to look for the parcel. Then she brings is over and asks for ID. Now, something was telling me that I should take my wallet, or at least some money. But I ignored that, primarily because I couldn't really find my wallet, cos it was still in the Myer bag with my shoes. So I didn't have my driver's licence. Then she said that like a bankcard would do. And again, something was telling me that there was a card somewhere around my vicinity, but I checked my pockets - one had my phone, the other had my keys; there was nothing. So, she couldn't give me the parcel and I had to leave.
So I got back to my car, and I checked all those compartments at the front, cos I really felt that there was something there. But there was nothing.
So I get home (after completely wasting my time) and I took my phone and my keys out of my pockets - and there, behind the keys, was my AMEX card what I had put in that pocket after using it to buy the shoes. And that had my name on it, so it would've sufficed.
Yes...
Watched the rest of The African Queen.
And in the evening I watched 2001. The greatest film experience ever, probably. Not that its the greatest film ever, far from it in fact, but its an experience. Quite unforgettable, really.
This is how it goes - well, how it went for me, anyway:
You see all this nothing happening with all this music. And you think, so what's all this about?
Then you see some apes doing stuff, then some black monolith, then some bone turning into some space station, with some more music. And you think, what's all this about?
Then there's some guy going very slowly through space, till eventually he gets to the moon, and finds a black monolith, and there's some more music. And you think, what's all this about?
Then there's these people on some other spaceship, and there's some manically depressed computer. And you think, what's all this about?
And then the guy from the ship sees the black monolith out in space, and goes through something what people on weed would like. And you think, what's all this about?
Then the guy gets old, sees the black monolith, and turns into some cartoon character in a bubble, floating near Earth. Then the film ends. And you think, what was all that about?
Then you decide that it was a stupid nonsense film.
Then you read something which kinda describes something resembling a story. So you think, so that's what all that's about. Well, that's just stoopid.
But then you keep seeing references to the film everywhere, and you can't help humming along whenever you hear Also Sprach Zarathustra or The Blue Danube. And you really want to feel the sense of victory when that ape picks up the bone, or dread when you realise HAL can read lips.
And no matter how silly the story is, or how many hours of green fluro lights there are - you just have to own the damn thing.
End of story.
And its official - someone has stolen our bin. Ah...
Slept about 12.