Homer: "I'll let him bowl, then, if he stinks, it will be easier to tell him no"

[Mr Burns stinks big time]
Homer: "Welcome aboard! (It wasn't any easier)"

Got up at 7:30. It is like WAY too early. Sigh.

I was also forced to wear jeans to attempt to look semi-respectable. Bah.

Did presentation thing. It was really boring.

Spoke to Ali after, mainly about superhero films and how lame Spiderman is (as a superhero). She was wearing glasses, but, as she was inevitably prepared for, she was forced to reveal that they're some $10 fake pair that she got in Singapore and is only wearing them for looks. Unfortunately, the lens is like quite yellow, or something. So its like watching life on video instead of DVD. Still, she was looking very intellectual - which I believe was the plan.

Then there was the second service and I did the presentation thing - again. It was even more boring. But Ali had dared me from the first service to say "and here comes the highlight of the day" as an introduction. I think there were a few nervous chuckles.

Skipped the sermon and wrote out cheques instead. Boredom city. Then I came back and everyone had gone off.

Had Jesters for lunch. Luckily just as I got there there were these two really slow people in front of me and they were just putting out some fresh nutty chooks. So I got that and the spud deluxe.

Watched some more Seinfeld. And did a bit of ironing. Up to the last disc of season 4 now.

Finally watched till the end of Tora! Tora! Tora!. It was so much better than that crappy Michael Bay remake. But it was also quite obvious that he copied most of his ideas from there - like the black guy firing the gun - he goes and does his whole back story. And also most of it (ie Ben Affleck and that guy) was clearly based on those two guys that got sent over to the other airfield and then shot down those planes later. ANYWAY.....

Watched The Simpsons and part of Big Brother. Had Red Rooster for dinner. It wasn't enough food....

Didn't watch Demet's eviction stuff, cos she's a goose. But watched most of Rove, until after Fiona O'Loughlin, when I started to feel ill (I wonder why?) so went to bed. But I read most of chapter 4 of A Grief Observed.

Slept about 10:30.